School Poems

School Poems

On this page are a few of Andrea's SCHOOL POEMS. 

All poems Copyright © Andrea Shavick. This means that if you want to use a poem for your school project, performance, website etc you'll need permission. Just go to Contact Andrea and send your name, school details and the name of the poem you want (and why).
 
Commercial users / publishers please either get in touch via Contact Andrea page or via Andrea's agent. Thank you!

BATGIRLíS DISGRACE

Auntie Betty pulls her cloak on
And the mask - the one with ears
Then she flies out of the classroom
Fighting back a flood of tears
All the teachers in the playground
Wag their fingers at the girl
If only she had done her homework
FIRST, before she saved the world

Need calamity prevention?
Sorry, Batgirlís in detention

 
SCHOOL REPORT

Could do better
Isnít bothered
Doesnít even try
Disrupts the class
Is always last
Makes other children cry

What have you got to say for yourself?
Youíre bad
Youíre mad
And youíre rude.

Wow! Thanks Mum.
Thatís brilliant.
I told you Iíd improve.

 

MISS PICKY

However good your work is
However neat the page
It wonít escape Miss Picky
In a criticising rage

However clever the story
A Booker winner for sure
Forget to put the date in
And detention will be yours

The words donít seem to matter
The only things that count
Are underlining titles
And never crossing out

So why is she so picky?
Just think. Itís obvious, man.
Miss Picky canít write for toffee
And sheís jealous that you can.

 

DUMBO

My teacherís got very big ears.
When he stomps into class we all cheer.
We continue our clapping
Each time they start flapping
No wonder heís always in tears

  

MISS NITS

My teacher is not very nice
Her hair is infested with lice
When my mother complained
The headmaster explained
She was all he could get for the price

 

All poems Copyright © Andrea Shavick. This means that if you want to use a poem for your school project, performance, website etc you'll need permission. Just go to Contact Andrea and send your name, school details and the name of the poem you want (and why).
 
Commercial users / publishers please either get in touch via Contact Andrea page or via Andrea's agent. Thank you!
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